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{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
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{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
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