Ali Jassim al-Ghanmi is a Bahraini former policeman who came to public attention for leaving his post and joining protesters in February 2011 of the Bahraini uprising (2011–present). On 9 January 2012, he was sentenced to 12 years' imprisonment.
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{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?","punchline":"Never mind...it's tearable","id":39}
{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
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